The Original JP Trio Returns in 'Jurassic World: Dominion'

First of all, there’s no way this is the “epic conclusion,” so that’s a lie right there. Not to a franchise this inexplicably popular still. Second of all, I hate it when people are put back in the same outfits they were wearing the first time we saw them thirty years ago, as though they’ve never stopped wearing those exact same clothes they happened to be wearing on the day they visited Jurassic Park and were attacked by dinos. Really, Ellie Satler is still wearing the tied knot pink overshirt? And Ian Malcom in the same jacket and shaded glasses? Of course Alan Grant with the hat. How convenient and cringeworthy and fan service-y is that? But then, this series has never had a problem with fan service, has it? It’s less embarrassed by embarrassing crap than the Star Wars reboots. I suppose the shamelessness of these in a way makes them more watchable but only in a hate watching way.

Buzz Lightyear Teams Up with a Cat in New Trailer for 'Lightyear'

Now that the Toy Story timeline/universe of this film is clear to me (this is the biopic of the actual guy the Buzz Lightyear toy was based on) I can look at this as something of a real movie, even though like just about everything these days, it’s a cash grab spinoff attempt. It still doesn’t make sense to me why Tim Allen isn’t voicing him (unless it’s because of…you know), as a Woody movie would for sure be voiced by Tom Hanks no matter what.