A New Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Variety reports that Zhang Yimou is in talks to direct Quasimodo for Warner Bros., with Josh Brolin attached to star. Yimou is one of the great Chinese directors, having made Raise the Red Lantern, Hero and House of Flying Daggers. I can't wait to see what he does with this story, filmed many times of course. My favorite is the 1939 version with Charles Laughton as the hunchback and Maureen O'Hara as Esmeralda.

Check out the great "Sanctuary" scene from the 1939 film below. Laughton was an amazing Quasimodo: 

Johnny Depp and Jerry Bruckheimer Blame Critics for Lone Ranger Flop

Well, looks like the cry babies are out in force for this one. With Disney set to lose $190 million from the movie's failure, Johnny Depp, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and even Armie Hammer are laying the blame squarely at the feet of the critics' bad reviews.

"I think the reviews were written seven to eight months before we released the film. I think the reviews were written when they heard Gore (Verbinski) and Jerry (Bruckheimer) and me were going to do 'The Lone Ranger.'"  (Depp)

"I think they were reviewing the budget, not reviewing the movie. The audience doesn't care what the budget is- they pay the same amount if it costs a dollar or 20 million dollars...they'll review it in a few years and see that they made a mistake." (Bruckheimer)

"This is the thing with American critics: they've been gunning for our movie since it was shut down the first time. That's when most of the critics wrote their initial reviews. They tried to do the same thing with 'World War Z'- it didn't work, the movie was successful. Instead they decided to slit the jugular of our movie." (Hammer

Sounds like a lot of whining to me. Crowds don't pay attention to reviews, for the most part, especially for blockbusters. If they did, would Grown-Ups 2 have just passed $100 million? And I don't know what Hammer's talking about, but the reviews for World War Z weren't nearly as dismal as the ones for The Lone Ranger (which sits at 28% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes versus WWZ's 67%). If they hated it because of its production problems, wouldn't they have slaughtered that movie in the same way? When a movie gets horrible reviews AND it bombs at the box office (clearly word of mouth didn't save it)- don't you have to conclude that the reason might be because you made a shitty movie? Man up, guys.

REVIEW: To the Wonder (2013) Ben Affleck, Olga Kurylenko. Dir. Terence Malick

Terence Malick's To the Wonder is a pure visual experience, and if you go into it with that mindset, there's a chance you will appreciate the beautiful imagery and long wordless sequences, in the style of a silent film, perhaps. It's meant to evoke feeling, and tell the story through pure emotion, the kind that varies over the course of a relationship when two people fall in love. For some, especially Malick fans, this kind of storytelling will work on you, for others it's bound to be a frustrating experience.

To the Wonder wants to tell the story of a relationship, and evoke the many ebbs and flows of love- you experience the joy, passion, sadness and rapid changing of emotion that occurs as a romance plays out between Olga Kurylenko and Ben Affleck. The movie belongs to Kurylenko though, as she holds the screen with a captivating magnetism- she has all the otherworldly airiness of the best Malick heroines, joining Sissy Spacek, Q'orianka Kilcher and Jessica Chastain before her. Whenever she's in front the camera she compels your attention like nothing else, and poor Ben Affleck gets left by the wayside. He has barely three lines in the movie, often filmed from the back of his head or the side- he's obviously a stand-in for Malick and we're meant to be seeing her through his eyes, but the refusal to give him any kind of a character to play prevents us from fully investing in this relationship. We only ever see her conflicted emotions, attitudes, and internal struggles- and while that makes her character fascinating and intriguing, the other half of this story is lost in the experience.

It also has the unfortunate effect of conveying Affleck's bewilderment in the role. I think he was trying, but completely at a loss as to how to play this part or what he was supposed to be acting. Given that occurrence, it may have been more effective to have even less of him than what we do see, even though he's top billed (and his part was already heavily gutted, I'm sure). In the middle of the film when he embarks on a rebound romance with Rachel McAdams (another limited actress), following a split from Kurylenko, both actors seem utterly befuddled on the screen, and there's a scene where both are staring at an open field that nearly took me out of the film, as I was wondered if either one knew what they were supposed to be doing in this moment.

Luckily, the vast majority of the movie focuses on Kurylenko, who does seem to have a perspective on her character, and the same goes for Javier Bardem in a small but significant role as a priest experiencing a crisis of faith. In his limited screentime he commands our attention and his existential crisis feels authentic and immediate. Malick's trademark narration applies in this film both to Kurylenko and Bardem, but rarely Affleck, which is probably another obstacle holding us at length from his character.

This film was extremely polarizing among critics when released back in April, and that's understandable, as there is no attempt at conventional narrative whatsoever, and as such, it's bound to be limited in its appeal. But Malick fans in particular will be primed to be more open to the idea of storytelling by mood evocation, and the performance of Kurylenko carries you through it, along with the gorgeous cinematography- no one else can make Texas look so good, or feel so vivid and real; Jack Fisk's production design alone is like another character in the film. So there's more than enough to recommend here to a certain audience, and there are moments of ecstatic feeling and wondrous beauty that would be familiar to many Malick lovers, and shouldn't be missed in any case.

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