TRAILER: "Poltergeist"

Okay, I really don't know why it was necessary to do a remake of one of my favorite horror movies of all time- can people just not tolerate non-CGI effects anymore? And what's Sam Rockwell doing in this mess? Don't be fooled by the advertizing either- Sam Raimi did not direct this film, only produced it. If he did, it probably wouldn't look like all the other generic, cheap horror movies that get made every year now. Ugh. Trying to sully what was such a classic of the genre. See the old one, people.

TEASER: "Magic Mike XXL"

Okay, so, believe it or not, if you saw the first Magic Mike you'd know that it was actually kind of a downer, serious story about a male stripper, but that was the part people didn't like, so this new one clearly does away with all that and just goes full on trashy, exploitation mode. Frankly, without Steven Soderbergh or Matthew McConaughey involved, I can't imagine this is going to be any good, but all people really want out of this is Channing Tatum stripping anyway, so at least it's going to give you that. It's coming out in July.

Blu-Ray Pick of the Week: "About Schmidt" (2002)

Any Alexander Payne movie is worth checking out, but what's most impressive to me about this one was that he managed to wrangle a latter day Jack Nicholson performance that wasn't just "Jack being Jack." About Schmidt is the story of a tired old man who embarks on a road trip to his daughter's wedding and faces up to what he has and hasn't done with his life- and there's no hint of the twinkly-eyed, rascally Jack Nicholson here at all. I really believed this guy was an old, washed up every day business man and that's all. It's funny and moving, and Kathy Bates has a scene-stealing role, but this movie is all about Jack and his wonderful, character performance- maybe still the best of his entire career.

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