I'm starting to think every blockbuster movie scheduled to come out this summer is going to just full on suck. There is nothing interesting about any of the trailers for this new X-Men movie, and having them all just fighting each other and a big blue villain who's out to destroy the world? Could this be any more generic? Ugh. I was bored by this after the first 30 seconds.
Trailer for 'Ben-Hur' Remake Drops
Um, talk about another flop waiting to happen. What the hell is this? Bad acting, again, awful CGI, and Boardwalk Empire's Jack Huston chooses to make this his first starring role? Good luck with that, guys. I can tell you right now that the chariot scene was better and more exciting in both the 1959 and 1925 versions.
Bad CGI Takes Hold of New 'Legend of Tarzan' Trailer
Boy, this looks rough. First of all, the CGI is atrocious in this trailer, so let's just hope the explanation for that is that it isn't done. Because man, that stampede? Yikes. Second, what on earth is going on with the convoluted story here? Tarzan and Jane are already married? Jane is inexplicably American? All the battles with humans and gorillas swinging through the vines with him...I really don't think the Tarzan story needed all this "re-imagining," I mean, it's not like it's been told that many times on film. The last one was what, Disney's version from 1999? This is clearly a massive flop waiting to happen.
New Red-Band Trailer for Richard Linklater's 'Everybody Wants Some'
Richard Linklater's first film since Boyhood got some pretty stellar reviews out of SXSW this past week, and the new trailer advertizes the tone of the movie much better than that first one did. For everyone calling it a spiritual sequel to Dazed and Confused, you can definitely see that in this look at the movie, so I'm probably going to have to check it out, since Dazed is one of my favorite films ever. It's coming out in limited release next month.
First Trailer for 'Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children'
Eva Green stars in Tim Burton's new film, which doesn't look half bad, or at least I wouldn't think so if I hadn't lost faith in Burton at least since Sweeney Todd. I'm pretty sure that was the last time he made a good movie, although maybe now that he seems to have moved on from the Johnny Depp collaboration he can make a comeback. This one does look kind of interesting, anyway. It's based on the children's book and is coming out September 30th.
Final International Trailer for 'Batman v Superman'
Here's probably the last chance to see any new footage for BvS before it comes out next week- it's screening for the press next Tuesday night, which is a little late for this kind of thing, but early buzz is that if you liked Man of Steel, you'll probably go for this one too. As you should know by now, I HATED Man of Steel, but I will probably end up seeing this anyway just because I'm a masochist. As far as I'm concerned, Zack Snyder has completely wrecked the tone of the DC Universe movies, so everything from here on out is a lost cause.
BOX OFFICE 3/11-3/13: 'Zootopia' Wins Box Office for 2nd Week
Disney's hit Zootopia held up even better than expected this weekend, falling a mere 33 percent as it brought in another 50 million, after a 75 million opening weekend last week. That brings its ten day total to 142 million, while its global gross reached 431 million, as it has now become the highest grossing Disney film in China ever, passing Big Hero 6 for the title this last weekend. Meanwhile, the only new release to make a dent this week was 10 Cloverfield Lane. The spiritual sequel to 2008's Cloverfield landed in second place with 25 million, good for its 15 million budget but not close to the original's 40 million opening 8 years ago.
No other new release cracked the top five, with The Brothers Grimsby opening to a dismal 3.2 million, marking it Sasha Baron Cohen's worst opening in the U.S. ever. Deadpool took in 10 million, bringing its new total to 328 million, while Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and London Has Fallen rounded out the top five. Neither of those films are hits, so that tells you something about how badly the new releases fared this weekend.
Top 5:
- Zootopia- 50 million
- 10 Cloverfield Lane- 25.2 million
- Deadpool- 10.8 million
- London Has Fallen- 10.7 million
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot- 4.6 million
In limited release, the Helen Mirren/Alan Rickman drone movie Eye in the Sky opened in 4 theaters with 117k, a solid PTA of 23k. Next week it's the latest Divergent movie Allegiant, if anyone still cares about that, opening against the faith based Miracles From Heaven and Jeff Nichols' Midnight Special. We'll see if Zootopia can hold onto the box office for one more week before Batman v Superman comes out. See you then.
New Trailer for 'Kubo and the Two Strings' Dazzles
In case anyone wasn't already sold on this from the first teaser released, I think this one ought to do it. A new film from Laika Studios that looks breathtaking in both visuals and scope- I'm really excited to see this when it comes out in August.
Meryl Streep Dons Another Accent for 'Florence Foster Jenkins'
This is a Stephen Frears film, so people thought it could potentially be an Oscar movie, but then its release date was moved to May, so who knows how good it is. Looks a little bleh, but Meryl has cornered the market on her own brand of films now. I like seeing Hugh Grant in something again though, so I hope it's good for his sake.
Spidey Shows Up in New 'Civil War' Trailer
Well, that's the last two seconds, but I'm pretty sure that's all anyone will be talking about today. It's amazing that we can have six Spider-Man movies over the last decade and a half, but people still get more excited to see him than anyone else. The cast is really hyping this movie as the end all be all of superhero epics, but watching all the Avengers split up and fight each other doesn't look that interesting to me. And there's just no way this movie isn't going to feel insanely bloated with a two and a half hour runtime AND all these characters showing up. I know it's trying to compete with the Batman/Superman movie this year, but sometimes it's just too much.
International 'Ghostbusters' Trailer Shows More Chris Hemsworth
Okay, this international trailer is better than that first one- even if there's not a whole lot particularly funny in it, at least the cast chemistry is more cohesive. That was the most surprising thing about that other trailer, and we can clearly see now that Kristen Wiig is NOT sleepwalking through this, which is good. There's still some hope. I actually have to wonder if this may have been released so quickly in light of the response to the first one...
'Star Wars' Leads the MTV Movie Award Nominations
So these things have devolved into a complete joke in recent years, but hey, they took pains to make sure at least they didn't get accused of lack of diversity in these nominations. As you'd expect, it's a bunch of blockbusters plus Deadpool, but funnily enough, they seem to have taken pains to include the category of documentary, for some reason. They also got rid of some of their funner, weirder categories this year too. Maybe this was a play at a more respectable MTV Movie Awards? They're airing on April 10th and being hosted by Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart.
MTV MOVIE NOMINATIONS
MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Creed
Deadpool
Jurassic World
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Straight Outta Compton
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina
Anna Kendrick, Pitch Perfect 2
Charlize Theron, Mad Max: Fury Road
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Morena Baccarin, Deadpool
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Chris Pratt, Jurassic World
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Matt Damon, The Martian
Michael B. Jordan, Creed
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Will Smith, Concussion
BEST ENSEMBLE
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Furious 7
Pitch Perfect 2
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 2
Trainwreck
BEST BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
Brie Larson, Room
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
John Boyega, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
O’Shea Jackson Jr.: Straight Outta Compton
BEST ACTION PERFORMANCE
Chris Pratt, Jurassic World
Dwayne Johnson, San Andreas
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 2
John Boyega, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Vin Diesel, Furious 7
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
Kevin Hart, Ride Along 2
Melissa McCarthy, Spy
Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect 2
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Will Ferrell, Get Hard
BEST VIRTUAL PERFORMANCE
Amy Poehler, Inside Out
Andy Serkis, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Jack Black, Kung Fu Panda 3
Lupita Nyong’o, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Seth MacFarlane, Ted 2
BEST HERO
Charlize Theron, Mad Max: Fury Road
Chris Evans, Avengers: Age of Ultron
Daisy Ridley, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Dwayne Johnson, San Andreas
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 2
Paul Rudd, Ant-Man
BEST VILLAIN
Adam Driver, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Ed Skrein, Deadpool
Hugh Keays-Byrne, Mad Max: Fury Road
James Spader, Avengers: Age of Ultron
Samuel L. Jackson, Kingsman: The Secret Service
Tom Hardy, The Revenant
BEST FIGHT
Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) vs. Ajax (Ed Skrein), Deadpool
Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio) vs. The Bear, The Revenant
Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) vs. Max Rockatansky (Tom Hardy), Mad Max: Fury Road
Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) vs. Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Avengers: Age of Ultron
Rey (Daisy Ridley) vs. Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) vs. Lia (Nargis Fakhri), Spy
BEST KISS
Amy Schumer & Bill Hader, Trainwreck
Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades of Grey
Leslie Mann & Chris Hemsworth, Vacation
Margot Robbie & Will Smith, Focus
Morena Baccarin & Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Rebel Wilson & Adam DeVine, Pitch Perfect 2