2nd 'Star Trek Beyond' Trailer is New and Improved

Now this is big step up from the first teaser. Seriously, why wasn't this the first one released? Petty much nobody liked that first trailer for Star Trek Beyond, but this new one seems to get it all right and make the movie look good, which I'm still hopeful for, because I love this series. I do not trust this Justin Lin guy, not being a fan of the Fast and Furious movies, even though a lot of people are. But I do love this cast and these characters, so I'm always going to root for it, especially on this 50th anniversary year of Star Trek itself. The movie is premiering at Comic-Con in July, on an outdoor IMAX screen, for fans lucky enough to go.

And how awesome is this poster, by the way?

New 'Ghostbusters' Trailer Plays Up Special Effects

So, in answer to that original trailer, which ended up being the most "disliked' one in youtube history (for reasons having entirely nothing to do with the quality of the trailer itself, even if it wasn't terrific), this new one seems to be throwing all the CGI at you, which isn't that impressive either, frankly. I don't have a good feeling about this film, but I'm more annoyed by the fact that if it isn't good, it's only going to get shit on even more by the insanely sexist and misogynistic trolls out there who seem to get their kicks off of hating on something simply for existing. It's really gross, and I want this movie to be good in spite of the negative buzz, just to prove them wrong. 

Michael Fassbender Stars in 'Assassin's Creed' Teaser

There seems to be some hype for this movie coming out in December, and I'm not sure why. As far as I know, there has never been a single live action adaptation of a video game to ever approach even mediocre quality. And no, don't say the Tomb Raider movies if that's what you're thinking of, because as always, there's a difference between quality and success. Those were shit. And why would this one be any different, exactly? Because of the pedigree? Actors like Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard, who by the way, just starred together in the last movie that this guy Justin Kerzel directed, which was Macbeth and which completely bombed last year. I just don't see any reason to give video game adaptations the benefit of the doubt, until one actually proves itself. And this one looks a lot like the others to me.

First Trailer for Ang Lee's 'Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk'

Well, on first glance this sure looks like something that would be Oscar caliber...then again, Kristen Stewart is in it. Okay, aside from my rather violent reaction to seeing her ever unchanging, inexpressive face constantly showing up in trailers lately, they are usually for movies that I will NEVER see, so whatever. But Ang Lee is a director who I will always give the benefit of the doubt to, so this one I have to be curious about, and I don't know if I can bring myself to see a movie that she's in. Still, he's definitely taking some risks with the filmmaking here, so that's interesting. Varying frame rates, which are obvious, etc. The story doesn't seem all that new, but maybe Lee's vision can bring some life to something that seems familiar? One would hope, but again...Kristen Stewart. Not a good sign.

Ben Affleck is a Genius in 'The Accountant'

This is a really vague trailer, but I can tell you right now that I will never buy Ben Affleck as a math genius or whatever it is he's supposed to be here. He really has two notes as an actor- comedic, which is the thing he can actually do well (see Dazed and Confused, Shakespeare in Love or even Good Will Hunting) and the other note...well, I'm just gonna call it vacant. He stares blankly a lot in dramatic movies. This looks like another one of those.

Tom Hanks is Joined by Felicity Jones for 'Inferno' Trailer

For those who are interested in the next installment of what I'm pretty sure is the most forgettable ongoing franchise of the moment, here's Inferno, the continuation of Ron Howard's adaptations of the Dan Brown historical action books. I have to admit, I've never seen any of these, even though I did read The Da Vinci Code way back when it was the most popular airport novel of 2006/7. That was about all I needed of these stories though.

Full Trailer for Blake Lively in 'The Shallows'

Well, the full trailer for this Blake Lively vs. a shark movie definitely didn't disappoint. It's pure camp ridiculousness all the way, from Blake outsmarting the great white to Blake apparently pretending to be a doctor (I honestly don't know which one of those is more ludicrous). I may have to see this, after all. The laugh per minute ratio could be out of this world.