New Prison Settings in 'Orange is the New Black' Season 6

Finally, the trailer for the new season (dropping July 27th) is here. Orange is the New Black may seem like old news these days, especially in light of the recent success of GLOW (which does have similarities to it and is also produced by Jenji Kohan) and the adverse reaction from fans to the last season, but moving most of the main cast over to a new prison should give it some fresh material for this year. It may be on its last legs, with perhaps one more season to go, but I still like it and will stick with it til the end.

REVIEW: "Black Mirror" Season 4

The best way to dissect a season of Black Mirror (which is my generation’s Twilight Zone) is to simply go over each episode and rank them, so even though this is a pretty late review (the season dropped last New Year’s Eve), here’s what I thought of the latest batch of mindbending tales from the mind of Charlie Brooker:

USS CALLISTER

A premiere for the ages

A premiere for the ages

An instant series classic kicks off the fourth season, as a resentful gaming company co-founder (Jesse Plemons) traps the consciousness of his co-workers inside his virtual simulation of a Star Trek-esque spaceship, where he torments them every night to assuage his own ego as the greatest of all captains. When Nanette (Cristin Miliot) comes into the game she rallies the others to get revenge and escape his scenario. The Star Trek parallels and misogynist, bullying tendencies of guys like Plemons make the episode relevant to real world parallels and unlike most Black Mirror episodes, this one has a great mix of comedy and adventure, as well as horror and despair. It’s not hard to see why fans clamored for a spinoff series based on the premise of this episode alone. 

Grade: A

 

ARKANGEL

Parental monitoring taken to the extreme

Parental monitoring taken to the extreme

Jodie Foster unfortunately directs one of the show’s worst episodes, as a mom (Rosemarie DeWitt) consents to implant a chip in her daughter’s head in order to monitor her awareness of any violence or “adult content” she might come across in her actual life, akin to parental controls on television or computers, but for the mind. As the girl grows up she falls in with some bad influences as her mother attempts to use the chip to control her life even into her teenage years. The premise isn’t bad here, but I think since nothing the daughter gets into is quite as shocking as Black Mirror can sometimes get (anyone remember “Shut Up and Dance” from last season?) everything that actually happens to her feels a little anticlimactic, as does the ending.

Grade: C

 

CROCODILE

Andrea Riseborough slowly loses it

Andrea Riseborough slowly loses it

This is another one with an interesting concept (an insurance investigator tracks down witnesses to an accident and peers into their real memories of events using a scanner on the brain) but a terrible main character ruins the episode. Andrea Riseborough plays a woman who committed one crime in the past, which leads her to commit more and more to save herself, and then to get rid of anyone who might have seen her do it, but her completely passive, almost bored performance leaves you mystified by her inexplicable actions, rather than intrigued by them. Maybe if she had chewed the scenery a little more or grown to sadistically enjoy her evil deeds, this would have been more entertaining to sit through.

Grade: C-

 

HANG THE DJ

The perfect blind date

The perfect blind date

Right up there with the best of the series again, this episode sees two people using what appears at first to be a dating app to meet someone, but then turns out to be part of a system in the society they live in that mandates calculated “relationships” with different people in order to find your statistical match. Frank and Amy want to buck the system when they realize they actually like and want to be with each other instead of who their actual match might be, but there’s a couple of plot twists yet to unfold. I loved this episode, in its way a kind of companion to the classic “San Junipero” from last season and one of the more romantic and satisfying episodes of the entire series.

Grade: A

 

METALHEAD

Surviving the killer pups

Surviving the killer pups

Set in a black and white, seemingly post-apocalyptic hellscape where tiny robot dogs have taken over the world and destroyed most of humankind, this is one of the simpler premises Brooker’s come up with. There’s no backstory on the dogs or the protagonist in this one, as Bella (Maxine Peaks) simply tries to outrun the metal dog that’s spotted her, which will not rest until it destroys its target. Filmed in a brisk, punkish fashion, director David Slade renders the inherently silly concept (the dog looks like Terminator’s puppy) brutally effective.

Grade: B+

 

BLACK MUSEUM

Museum tour of nightmares

Museum tour of nightmares

The finale of Season 4 is sort of a combination of mini-sketches, ideas for Black Mirror that never made it to full length episodes. Letitia Wright leads this one as a girl who stops at the famous “Black Museum” in Utah and is given a tour by the creepy manager, whose history of scientific experiments on people has rendered some very dark, disturbing results. Wright’s given the full play by play of these experiments and shown the remnants of them before turning the tables on the manager to give him the ultimate taste of his own medicine. If you prefer the darker, more twisted Black Mirror episodes, this one’s more in that vein. A satisfying, grim revenge story (but very grim indeed).

Grade: B+

Full Ranking:

  1. USS Callister
  2. Hang the DJ
  3. Metalhead
  4. Black Museum
  5. Crocodile
  6. Arkangel

REVIEW: "iZombie" Season 4 / "Supergirl" Season 3

IZOMBIE Season 4

Another miscalculation: Liv spent a lot of the season in plainclothes, outside of her normal zombie look- who wants to see that?

Another miscalculation: Liv spent a lot of the season in plainclothes, outside of her normal zombie look- who wants to see that?

Ooof. Not since Orphan Black’s third season has a show I once loved fallen so low. And yet, here we are. iZombie was such a fun show, with a great cast and some of the cleverest dialogue on TV for its first three seasons. What the hell happened here? Well, I guess it starts with the audacious ending to Season 3, which launched a new status quo in turning half of Seattle’s populace into zombies and outing the secret to the whole world. In universe, it seemed like a way to reboot the series and try some new things, but in practice? That didn’t go so well. First of all, the inherent setup of the show is nearly procedural, with Liv (Rose McIver) eating the brains of human murder victims, inhabiting their personalities and memories, and using her gift to solve murders with partner Clive (Malcolm Goodwin). With zombies outed, you’d think Seattle PD would have bigger fish to fry now, but the show did not want to jettison its basic premise, so Liv and Clive are still solving human murders, but now it all seems particularly irrelevant, and the cases get sillier and sillier, as the well seems to have just about run dry in terms of funny personalities for Liv to possess. This is the first season I’ve found McIver’s performance bordering on grating. The show has always had intersecting subplots running throughout the season, and now that all has to do with Fillmore Graves, the private contractor army set up last year that runs Seattle, and just about every scene involving them is unbearable. Jason Dohring (once so good on Veronica Mars) is saddled with a terrible, dull character in Chase Graves, the sleepiest villain in history, while Major is highly irritating in his role as Fillmore Graves foot soldier/ true believer, and the endless scenes involving these soldiers feel pointless and stupid. Then there’s Blaine and Don E (the latter of whom was such a scene stealer in past seasons that he’s now implausibly become Blaine’s BFF), whose shenanigans on the side are also boring and stupid (Blaine inexplicably reconciles with his father this season, who even more inexplicably has become a crazy preacher man- wtf, indeed). The season was so terrible that I can’t think of a single subplot or arc that worked at all. Liv’s new boyfriend Levon? A dud. The human smuggling ring she becomes involved in? Terrible and uninteresting. Ravi and Peyton’s romantic reconciliation? I never cared about them in the first place. The dying teen Ravi and Liv befriend? Don’t care. Clive and Dale’s struggle with human/zombie relations? I thought they were cute before, in fact they were the only romance on this show I’ve ever liked. But Dale became a complete non-entity this season (she basically disappeared) while every obstacle they face is one experienced and told to the audience through Clive only, so how are we supposed to invest? For a show I loved so much to fall off a cliff this badly, this late in its run (next season will be the last) is quite an achievement of a certain kind. But it’s so far underwater that I question whether the ship can even be righted at this point. What a mess. 

Grade: F (yeah, I went harder on it than Riverdale because the bar was a lot higher to begin with)

SUPERGIRL Season 3

'Supergirl's third season is one of uneven fits and starts

'Supergirl's third season is one of uneven fits and starts

Well, if shows are graded on a scale from "bad" to "decent" to "good" to "great," Supergirl hasn’t been able to make much upward progress. It was never bad, but it definitely started out shaky, proceeded to decent and then…stopped there. Not that it didn’t have potential. In fact, it still has it. Melissa Benoist’s Kara/Supergirl has always been a solid, lovable lead, and some characters, like David Harewood’s Jonn J’onze, aka Martian Manhunter, Jeremy Jordan’s tech sidekick Wynn, and Chyler Leigh as Kara’s sister Alex, have helped to bolster the supporting cast, but for some reason the show has never really made it to that next level. Possibly because it hasn’t had a great villain for any season so far, or maybe because the show struggles mightily with drawing out personal relationship plots for what seems like an endless amount of episodes. But I stick with it because I feel like the show is constantly circling around coming together for a really good season…only to not come through in the end. This year started off with Kara being mopey over the apparent death of the bland Mon-El (Christopher Wood) last season, only for him to make his dramatic reappearance as a Legionnaire from thousands years in the future. Oh, and he’s got a wife now. So the season is spent with endless angst over whether the two will get back together despite the Imra obstacle, but the show is too afraid to pull the trigger on the “a” word (affair) and the resolution is so fruitless as to make the entire storyline superfluous. Why did he even come back at all? The season’s villain is set up more painstakingly with the introduction of Lena's employee Sam and her daughter Ruby, but Sam’s split personality, the worldkiller Reign, simultaneously wears out her welcome and yet somehow isn’t used enough. The characters I mentioned as the good supporting characters are given little to do- Wynn is all but ignored entirely this year, Jonn is saddled with a dying father arc that seems to go on forever, and Alex at first gets a good breakup subplot with Maggie (Floriana Lima, who left the show early in the season), but again, her depression over it goes on way, way, way too long and doesn’t lead to anything concrete aside from her determination to become a mother. Katie McGrath’s Lena Luthor remains in a sort of grey area- once more, the show seems afraid to push her into villain territory, despite the fact that she’d make a great one (McGrath has a cold, intimidating presence that would work wonders as a manipulative villainess), so instead they give her a flat romance with James Olsen, who remains the show’s most useless and boring character. There are some cast shakeups and comic book hints in the season finale that point to some potentially intriguing new directions, but knowing this show, I’m left to wonder if that’s all it can ever really promise- potential. Will all these ingredients ever manage to leave the frying pan?

Grade: C

The Ladies Are Back in 'GLOW' Season 2

Yes!!! One of my favorite shows of last year (which will hopefully be showered with Emmy nominations in a few weeks) is back for a second season on June 29th, and I can't wait. It was such a fun show, yet the kind of comedy that's set in the real world (albeit the one of ladies wrestling in the 1980's) much more than the nutty cartoon antics of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or Arrested Development. Hope the sophomore season lives up to the first.

Amy Adams Goes Home Again in 'Sharp Objects' Miniseries

I just read the Gillian Flynn book this is based on and liked it much better than Gone Girl, so I'm officially excited for this series. The story is super dark, gritty, grim and disturbing, and I can't wait to see how they do it. Amy Adams is just about perfect casting for the lead role and Patricia Clarkson as well, from what I can see. July 8th is the premiere of the eight episode series on HBO.

REVIEW: "The Flash" Season 4 / "Riverdale" Season 2

THE FLASH Season 4

This year's big wedding crossover extravaganza was the best one yet

This year's big wedding crossover extravaganza was the best one yet

This season of The Flash was a mixed bag overall, but there were still some good episodes, a better villain than last season, and I would call it an improvement on Season 3 at least. The thing with this show is that it coasts mainly on the appeal of its ensemble- as of now it’s still the only Arrowverse show to have arrived full formed and undergone no significant changes to its core cast (sometimes they’ll bring people in for a season who then leave or become recurring, but the core group has remained intact all these years). So if you like the characters, it’s pretty easy to enjoy the show, even through its weak spots. This season the bad guy was Clifford DeVoe, aka The Thinker (played by Neil Sandilands, the strongest actor for the seasonal villain since Tom Cavanagh in Season 1), who was assisted in his evil deeds by his wife Marlize (Kim Engelbrecht, also a very strong addition- she could have been the main antagonist on her own). But the weakest part of these shows lately, in my opinion, is the adherence to having a season long villain every year in the first place. You get stuck in a formula that must repeat itself over and over again- inevitably the team must try and fail to stop the villain through multiple repeating episodes, until the season finale, when they have to defeat him, because….well, it’s the season finale. This makes a lot of plot twists very predictable, because you can see the seeds of it having been done each season at a particular point in time like clockwork. I find the better episodes are the occasional standalones each year, like “Enter Flashtime” this season, an episode where Barry had to slow down time to stop a nuclear bomb going off in seconds, or the annual Arrowverse crossover, which was set at Barry and Iris’s wedding that was crashed by Nazis from an alternate earth, and incorporated all four shows into a standalone two hour two night event that was SO much fun. Would there be anything wrong with going back to the old fashioned baddie of the week adventure show formula, with ongoing character and relationship arcs to serialize it? I think it would be far easier to maintain the quality week to week, to be honest. 

Hartley Sawyer joined the cast this season as the Elongated Man

Hartley Sawyer joined the cast this season as the Elongated Man

There were other little pleasures this season, like the adorable new character of Citizen Cold, aka Leo Snart (still played by Wentworth Miller with enormous energy), Danny Trejo guest starring as Cisco’s girlfriend Gypsy’s (Jessica Camacho) father, and finally the full development of the female regulars (not so much Caitlin, whose Killer Frost story remains confusing and muddled, but definitely Iris, who, as wife of the Flash, also takes her rightful place as leader of Team Flash). But then there are things that were annoying, like the string of episodes where Barry’s in prison for no reason (did Grant Gustin need some time off?), the endless repetition of the same “becoming a hero” episode for Ralph (Hartley Sawyer, who was actually very good) as the Elongated Man, and finally, way too many scenes of the gang standing around in Star Labs spouting exposition (can’t they spring for a new set at some point? I hate looking at this ugly grey lab- what happened to CCPD and Barry’s CSI job? Film outside once in a while!) Sometimes I think that the cast is too big, which results in everyone kind of getting shortshrifted (feels like Joe was offscreen a lot this season, for example, while other relationships went totally ignored, like Cisco and Caitlin’s, and even Barry and Iris need to get more intimate scenes together as a married couple if they’re meant to be the heart of the show…despite heartfelt declarations of love, it feels suspiciously like they go out of their way not to let them be too romantic/physical with each other, which makes me question intent behind the scenes- seriously, what’s that about?) Despite how easy it is to nitpick and criticize (this applies to any superhero property of course), I still enjoy the show, I’m still invested in all the characters (well, all except Caitlin) and the setup for next season, which promises a sort of Back to the Future-esque story involving Flash descendants, has me excited, so I’ll be there again with bells on, ready to critique, complain, analyze, but always still watch (which I couldn’t say the same about for Arrow after its third season, so that’s something).

Grade: B

RIVERDALE Season 2

Why has Reggie been excluded from this group? It was a core five in the comics, not a core four

Why has Reggie been excluded from this group? It was a core five in the comics, not a core four

So, if was anyone was looking for a guilty pleasure to sort of take the place of Gossip Girl, which in itself replaced any number of teen shows before it, going all the way back to the original 90210, boy did you get what you were looking for in Riverdale, aka “Dark Archie.” This is an absolutely bonkers show which actually has more in common with a daytime soap than a nighttime one. It does have a subversive kind of appeal, especially for those who were fans of the Archie comics and get a kick out of seeing those supposedly clean cut 1950’s teens turn dark- and I mean very dark. This show can barely go a week without someone killing someone else, but the hilarious part is that nobody really cares that much or is surprised by any of it. The twists and turns are basically for plot purposes only, and characters are only skin deep, but the core four, Archie, Veronica, Jughead and Betty, are all reliable (there’s no weak acting link here like there was on Gossip Girl) and every parent is an un-apologetically awful sinner of some sort- killer, mobster, gang member, adulterer, psychopath, you name it. I think what makes it more consistently watchable than some series is that the size of the cast is big enough that you can have revolving plots and bounce around from character to character (the Archies give you plenty of extraneous teens to choose from, like Chuck, Reggie, Josie, Moose, Ethel, etc) so that no one story takes up too much time overall. But there are exceptions, like the endless Black Hood storyline, and Jughead’s joining the Serpent gang, which made him more insufferable than not this season. On the other hand, they had a full on musical episode based on Carrie and Cheryl was imprisoned by evil torturous nuns for two weeks. The sheer absurdity of it all prevents you from taking any of it seriously, and at times I don’t know why I can’t stop watching it. Maybe because I laugh out loud at least once in each episode, which is a more reliable hit ratio than most of my comedies. I can't say this is a good show. In fact, it's complete trash, and yet it’s enjoyably bad. Mostly.

Grade: D+