TRAILER: "The Expendables 3"

The new trailer for The Expendables 3 is here, otherwise known as Sylvester Stallone's ongoing project to keep his over the hill former action hero pals (and apparently Kelsey Grammer) employed (or at least the ones willing to settle for a "mere" couple million dollars, unlike Bruce Willis was for the last one). The actual fans of this series are supposedly upset that this one got the PG-13 rating, which I guess is valid. I mean, the only thing this franchise is about is watching these guys explode shit and kill people in the most violent ways possible, so why water that part down? It's coming out August 15th, if you're into this (clearly, I'm not a fan).

Blu-Ray Pick of the Week: "Picnic at Hanging Rock" (1975)

A really terrific movie is out on blu-ray today- a mysterious and elegiac mood piece from the great Australian director Peter Weir, and this is one of his earliest films. Picnic at Hanging Rock tells the story of four teenage girls in turn of the century Australia who suddenly vanish one day into the strangely beckoning rocks of the Outback, and no one can figure out what happened to them. Was it real? Is it an allegory for female subjugation in the early 1900's? Or something else entirely? See if you can break through the silence when you watch it- Weir gives us no answers, only unsettling and provocative questions and atmosphere. You can't miss this one, it's one of the great films of the 1970's.

Original 1975 Trailer:

TRAILER: "The Equalizer"

Denzel Washington reunites with Training Day director Antoine Fuqua for his latest thriller, based on the 1980's TV show that ran on CBS for four seasons. He's kind of like a vigilante ex-cop who enacts his own personal justice on criminals. There's nobody better than Denzel in these types of righteous, badass roles, so I have to admit I thought this looked kinda good (in a guilty pleasure kind of way). It's coming out September 26th:

TRAILER #2: "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For"

The second trailer for the Sin City sequel makes it look pretty good actually. It looks to be reuniting much of the cast from the 2005 original (Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke) with new actors including Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Eva Green. It's hard to say what the interest level in this is though- even the first one had limited appeal at best. The movie's coming out August 22nd:

TRAILER: "Obvious Child"

This indie comedy made a splash at Sundance and is starting to be labeled "Hollywood's abortion rom-com," but apparently it got some great notices for being a movie that acknowledges that abortion is an actual thing that some women, you know, choose to do. And that for some reason may not actually destroy their entire life. The skittishness on this topic in movies has been highly irritating and bizarre in recent years- I'll never forget that scene in Knocked Up where no one can even utter the word because it's just too horrible to contemplate. Um, I'm sorry, what year is it again? Of course, with this movie being written and directed by a woman (it had to be), Gillian Robespierre is finally approaching the topic as a reality. And hopefully it launches Jenny Slate (Mona Lisa to Parks and Rec fans), who's got great comic timing herself and desreves to be better known.

TRAILER: "The Boxtrolls"

The third feature from Laika, the studio that produced Coraline and ParaNorman, and possibly a contender for the Best Animated Feature this year, if it's as good as those two. They seem to be the only place committed to making stop-motion animated features, which is a worthy goal (I wish there was one for simple hand drawn animation too). This looks good though, following in the eccentric and kind of quirky footsteps of the other films. It's always refreshing to see animated movies that don't have that same, tired, ironic humor that for me is really getting old. The Boxtrolls comes out September 26th.