TRAILER + POSTER: "Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation"

So I guess I jumped the gun yesterday with that teaser, because here comes the full trailer now, complete with the poster and everything. Looks kinda cool though, especially that last plane stunt, which you know is going to be awesome. Kinda funny how everyone from the last film is back except for Paula Patton. I guess the women in this series are as disposable as Bond Girls.

Poster:

TEASER: "Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation"

So, the new Mission: Impossible movie comes out with a teaser and a title today- looks just as nuts as ever, but will it be as big a hit as Ghost Protocol was a few years ago? The M:I movies seem to be the only ones audiences still accept Tom Cruise in these days, which is why he keeps making them. So he can't be thrilled that the new, critically raved Sundance documentary Going Clear, set to air on HBO at the end of the month, portrays him as a raving loon in its expose of Scientology. That's bound to see the whole "crazy/brainwashed Tom Cruise" story bubble up to the surface again. Rogue Nation comes out July 31st.

TEASER POSTER: "Spectre"

Huh. Well, if you're going to release a "teaser" poster for the new James Bond movie, you ought to tease something other than Daniel Craig facing the camera, don't you think? Still, I guess we all know that it's definitely "coming out" this year. After Skyfall, I can't wait, but the track record for two decent Bond movies in a row is very weak. I wouldn't say unprecedented, but for me it goes all the way back to the original trilogy, with From Russia With Love followed by Goldfinger. But with Skyfall director Sam Mended at the helm again, I suppose the odds are a bit higher this time. Spectre's coming out in November.

TRAILER: "Pixels"

The best thing I can say about a movie starring Adam Sandler is that it doesn't quite look like an "Adam Sandler movie." Other than that, it mostly looks...weird. Obviously it's meant to be a comedy, but a movie where humans are supposed to act out the Pac-Man video game in order to defeat giant Pac-Mans can't help but scream of product placement in the worst way. Still, because I love Peter Dinklage so much, I hope it turns out okay somehow.

Blu-Ray Pick of the Week: "The Lady From Shanghai" (1947)

On blu-ray this week is a classic film noir, directed by Orson Welles and starring his then wife, Rita Hayworth as a devious femme fatale. Read into that what you will, and you can, especially because Hayworth, who was known for her long red hair, was forced to chop it all off and dye it blonde for this film, at the request of her husband, who wanted to mess with her image as much as possible. This movie is all kinds of twisted, from Welles' ridiculous "irish" accent (why? who knows), to the insane plot that only loosely hangs together at all, but it's filmed in some spectacular shadows and never less than entertaining, despite the insanity. Which you can say for most of Orson Welles' films, no that I think about it.

Original 1947 Trailer: