Full Trailer for Blake Lively in 'The Shallows'

Well, the full trailer for this Blake Lively vs. a shark movie definitely didn't disappoint. It's pure camp ridiculousness all the way, from Blake outsmarting the great white to Blake apparently pretending to be a doctor (I honestly don't know which one of those is more ludicrous). I may have to see this, after all. The laugh per minute ratio could be out of this world.

Mila Kunis Battles Christina Applegate in 'Bad Moms'

Okay, so, this looks horrendous, but aside from the general awfulness of this trailer, am I the only one who is confused as to why Mila Kunis's kids look about 12 and 13 in this? Is she really supposed to have had them as a teenager? It looks like it's supposed to be completely normal, but Mila Kunis is in her early thirties and looks very young, why would they make her kids adolescents? I know people can get started early, but it seems like it'd make more sense if they were around 5 or 6 years old at most, wouldn't it? Especially because she also looks like she's well off and with some kind of important job...yeah, not buying that. She's miscast here, but something tells me they didn't want this film headlined by only fortysomething women. Typical.

Alicia Vikander and Dane DeHaan Fall in Love in 'Tulip Fever'

Oscar winner Alicia Vikander may be looking to match her record set just last year of appearing in about six movies. These were all filmed before her win of course, so whatever the reason, she's really in demand right now. This Weinstein release doesn't look to have the Oscar goods though, because it's another one he's dumping in the summer, although it doesn't look especially bad either. Just kind of a typical period costume drama. Lots of people you'd expect to see in this kind of film, like Christoph Waltz, Judi Dench, and...Zach Galifianakis? Okay, maybe that's the reason it's being released in July.

See Barack and Michelle Obama's First Date in Trailer for 'Southside With You'

This fictionalization of the Obama's first date in 1989 premiered at Sundance to pretty good reviews, described as a Before Sunrise type of film that centers on just the two of them over the course of one day. It's funny though- this is the first of what's bound to be many, many Obama biopics that will inevitably be made over the next who knows how many years, don't you think? He's just one of those presidents, the kind that will be depicted on screen for decades to come. There's already another being made as we speak about him in his college years, and he's not even out of office yet. I have to say, neither of these actors looks or tries to sound much like Barack or Michelle, but maybe that's a good thing. Like Anthony Hopkins' portrayal of Nixon, it's more about just capturing the spirit without attempting to imitate the person. Joseph Gordon-Levitt should take note of that. This one is coming out August 26th.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Does Another Funny Voice in 'Snowden' Trailer

Okay, so, I don't know if Joseph Gordon-Levitt is trying to convince people he's a terrible actor, but this guy cannot, I repeat, cannot transform himself Daniel Day-Lewis-style, the way he apparently thinks he can. Was there any reason he had to do this off-putting, distracting and absurdly comical voice to make himself try to imitate Edward Snowden? Yeah, I didn't think so. Aside from that detail though, the rest of this movie looks god awful anyway. Getting shades of that Julian Assange biopic The Fifth Estate from this. No wonder they moved it away from Oscar season.

Mystique Takes Charge in Final 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Trailer

Okay, so this last trailer puts Myst- oh I'm sorry, Jennifer Lawrence sans makeup, front and center as the undoubted leader of the X-Men after Charles gets kidnapped and Magneto looks to be brainwashed by Apocalypse or something. Fantastic. Mystique always was the most interesting character in these new X-Men movies, especially out of her suit/makeup. Wait, what's that? She's incredibly dull, emotionless, and they're only doing this because Jennifer Lawrence plays her? Right. That's what I thought. You see Wolverine's claw in the last second of this trailer, and the rest of it makes me wish he was just starring in it again as the lead.