Jack Sparrow Doesn't Make the Cut in First Trailer for 'Dead Men Tell No Tales'

So yeah, Pirates of the Caribbean is back for its fifth installment, and Jack Sparrow is mentioned and teased during this trailer (which is awfully intense and spooky for a Pirates movie), but no Johnny Depp in any frame of it? I can't help but wonder if this has something to do with his horrifically bad PR year, kinda like how the trailer for Mel Gibson's new movie Hacksaw Ridge tells us its "from the director of Braveheart," whoever that was, with no name attached whatsoever. Huh. I thought this character pretty much was the attraction for the Pirates movies, but this teaser is depending on Javier Bardem doing his best villainous CGI pirate thing (no one can pass Bill Nighy's Davey Jones effect from the second movie in that department).

New Trailer for 'Rules Don't Apply' Shows More Romance

I have a feeling this movie is going to be a pretty sizable flop, since the tone of this trailer couldn't be more different from the last one, which made it look like a screwball comedy. This one all but hides Warren Beatty, while he was in every frame of the last one. That means the studio doesn't quite know what it should be either, which is never a good sign. It appears now to be some kind of young love conquers all story between newcomers Lily Collins and Alden Ehrenreich, but why would Warren Beatty's return to film be something so slight? Something about this feels really off.

Kristen Stewart Hears Ghosts in 'Personal Shopper' Teaser

This is another Cannes release that's scheduled to come out here sometime early next spring, so it's definitely not being plugged as an Oscar movie. It actually got a very divisive reaction in Cannes- it's allegedly a ghost story, but it's not that scary and the tone kinda wanders all over the place from spooky to funny and is never really unsettling either way. You can see why they might have a hard time marketing that to an audience. Plus, I've never like Kristen Stewart, as you all should know by now, so I will not necessarily be checking for this one.

Adam Driver Stars in Jim Jarmusch's Latest Film 'Paterson'

Paterson premiered at Cannes this May to some very rapturous reviews, and is now coming out in the U.S. on December 28th. Jim Jarmusch has never exactly been a mainstream director, and now he can't even get his films financed in the the U.S. anymore, but there may be more interest after the cult success of his last movie Only Lovers Left Alive, which happened to be on my top ten of 2014. I'm here for this one for sure- looks like the perfect role for someone like Driver. 

Annette Bening Looks to Join the Oscar Race in '20th Century Women'

Mike Mills, the director of Beginners, is back with a new film starring Annette Bening, Elle Fanning and Greta Gerwig as a trio of women at different ages in 1979. It's premiering at the New York Film Festival this week and set for release on December 25th. I thought Beginners was just okay, but let's remember it won Christopher Plummer the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, so I'd say this one is probably something to look out for in the performances at least, especially with someone like Bening in the lead. She's a four-time Oscar nominee who's never won- I'd say she's in the Julianne Moore category of veteran overdue actresses.

Powerhouse Acting from Denzel Washington and Viola Davis in 'Fences' Trailer

In Denzel Washington's new directorial effort, he takes on August Wilson's famed play, for which Viola Davis actually won a Tony award. Could an Oscar be next? It definitely looks all about the performances here, from both Davis and Washington, who could land his seventh Best Actor nomination if the movie turns out the way everyone expects it to. It's scheduled for a Christmas release, but may play at the AFI Film Festival in November. Keep an eye out for this one.

New Red Band Trailer for 'Bad Santa 2' Brings in Kathy Bates

I laughed at the first trailer for this, but this new one didn't do it for me. First of all, how annoying is it that 68-year-old Kathy Bates is being brought in to play 61-year-old Billy Bob's mother? Second of all, foul-mouthed old lady feels like a role she's done before, which is why the casting is obvious I guess, but with her doing nothing new and Billy Bob reprising his old role too, the whole thing feels like overkill. I mean, did they really need to bring in a female version of him for this? Seems lazy. I had some hope for this movie before, but now I get a feeling it's just another decade-and-a-half later sequel that nobody wants.

Curtis Hanson 1945-2016

Filmmaker Curtis Hanson, who directed films as diverse as the Oscar-winning L.A. Confidential and the Eminem starring 8 Mile, has passed away at the age of 71 tonight. A producer and screenwriter who once worked as a film journalist and photographer before going on to become a director, his long filmography included films such as The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992), The River Wild (1994), L.A. Confidential (1997), which won Kim Basinger the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress and Hanson the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, Wonder Boys (2000), 8 Mile (2002) and In Her Shoes (2005).

New Trailer For 'Allied' Summons Brad Pitt's Offscreen Drama

Okay, so this was like, an expert trolling move from Paramount. I mean, dropping this trailer on the day the world lost its mind at the demise of Brangelina, and on top of rumors that he once again ruined his marriage by having an affair with his co-star in a movie where they play SPIES??? Is this his kink or what? Seriously though, the Brad/Marion stuff is just a rumor at this point, but how much do you want to bet interest in this WWII thriller has suddenly skyrocketed tenfold? I admit, it looks more interesting to me now, too. Actually I didn't think it looked that bad before, but now everybody's gonna want a look at it.

New Trailer for 'Hidden Figures' Builds on Buzz Out of Toronto

A good chunk of this movie was shown at TIFF to an audience that was pretty delighted with it, and so now the buzz on this is that it could very well be a Christmas hit. I told you already that I've always been interested in the story, so I'm hopeful others will be too. I did think that first trailer was too cheesy, so this one's better in that regard, but given the material, it's hard not to root for it and want it to be that kind of inspirational crowd pleaser that the trailers suggest.