House of Horrors Comes to Life in Official 'Suspiria' Trailer

I'm not a big fan of the original 70's classic, to be honest, but this one does look intriguing, and I'm assuming the acting is going to be a lot better than in the old movie (sorry). Luca Guadagnino did Call Me By Your Name and is a big fan of the original, but I bet he can improve it. This one already looks much scarier.

Chris Pine is Robert the Bruce in 'Outlaw King'

Chris Pine may have a questionable Scottish accent, but other than that, this movie looks pretty good. It's set to open the Toronto Film Festival in a couple weeks, and it's from David Mackenzie, who directed Hell or High Water, also with Pine. Florence Pugh, who was so good in Lady Macbeth, shows up in this, before playing Amy in Greta Gerwig's new Little Women later this year. It'll drop on Netflix in November so look out for it.

Aretha Franklin 1942-2018

Aretha Franklin, the eternal Queen of Soul passed away today at the age of 76, after a battle with pancreatic cancer. A pioneering influence on virtually every soul singer who came after her, and a crusader for civil rights as well as a brilliant artist. My favorite Aretha songs: 1) "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" 2) "I Say A Little Prayer For You" 3) "(Sweet Sweet Baby) Since You've Been Gone" 4) "Until You Come Back to Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do)" 5) "Respect" 6) "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man" 7) "Baby, I Love You" 8) "Think" 9) "Spanish Harlem" 10) "Chain of Fools"

In tribute to her career, here she is stealing the 1980 movie The Blues Brothers out from under the stars:

Here she is performing at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2015 (and bringing President Obama to tears):

And finally, performing at Barack Obama's inauguration in 2009:

Stunning New Teaser for Alfonso Cuaron's 'Roma'

I love Alfonso Cuaron, so this is definitely my most anticipated movie of the fall. After a few films dealing with big budget special effects and studios, Cuaron decided to go back and make this deeply personal film about a middle class family living in Mexico in the 1970's, and amazingly, shot it himself. It's going to premiere at Venice on August 30th, but will debut on Netflix December 14th. 

New Trailer Gives Us a Longer Look at Steve McQueen's 'Widows'

Here's a new look at Widows, the heist thriller coming out in November, from 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen. This is a better trailer than the last one, which I thought was kinda generic, so I'm mildly interested. I think maybe I'll check out the 1980's ITV series it's based on first. 

Michael Moore is Back with 'Fahrenheit 11/9'

I guess this is the spiritual sequel to Fahrenheit 9/11, one of the highest grossing documentaries ever made, but will this one have the same impact when we as a culture are constantly being shit on with Trump dominated media coverage every single day? It's like being trapped in a house with a domestic abuser who won't stop beating on you and destroying your house bit by bit. I guess this time, for me, I don't need Michael Moore to tell me anything I don't already know about what a sick, traitorous criminal Trump is and how the only thing we can do is vote in November for Democrats who will put a check on him and stop this shit, hopefully get rid of him. Funnily enough, Moore is the demographic of a typical Trump voter, yet I'm not sure how he could win over people who haven't made up their minds at this point. But good on him for trying.

Big Changes to the Oscars as a New Category is Added

Oh boy. So, apparently after the massive ratings drop earlier this year, ABC executives had a sit-down with the Academy board members to pressure them to do something to improve the telecast, the biggest demand being that they had to find some way to force "popular movies" (meaning box office hits) into the big nominations. So, the Academy has come up with a list of changes: 1) Remove several of the craft categories from the telecast and give out those awards during commercial breaks to ensure a three hour show, 2) move the ceremony up by two weeks in 2020 so that it will now air in early February and not at the end of the month, behind all the other awards shows and 3) which is by far the biggest change- the creation of a brand new category to be awarded, entitled "Outstanding Achievement in Popular Film." Not surprisingly, this has caused a massive reaction in the film world, almost universally negative, not that ABC cares of course. But it looks like there will be a new Oscar for Best Popular Film (whatever that means) given out, essentially ghettoizing big moneymakers to the kids table at the Academy Awards.

I think this is absurd. First of all, the Oscars have done this before! The very first ceremony, back in 1928, actually gave out two awards for Best Picture- one was deemed "Best Picture," while the other was "Best Unique and Artistic Picture," implying (obviously) that there's a difference between art and commerce. But that whole thing was scrapped after one year because they realized the inherent problem with saying popular movies are not "artistic." Because of course they are and if a hugely popular movie is good enough to get nominated for Best Picture then it should be! There shouldn't have to be some special category where it can be relegated to second class status. A lot of people think this is premature concern that Black Panther won't get nominated due to the Academy's long history of ignoring superhero movies (most famously 2008's The Dark Knight, which was the omission that caused them to change the number of nominees in the first place), and ABC wants to make sure it get recognized somewhere. But I think Black Panther could easily get into Best Picture and that the memory of The Dark Knight's snub is one of the things that will make it happen. 

Is this all about the fear that 'Black Panther' will be snubbed for Best Picture? And doesn't this new category make that more likely to happen?

In a more general sense, there is a much easier fix for this problem of not having enough box office hits nominated for the top awards, and that's to simply go back to nominating ten films. When they first expanded the nominees, they did nominate ten for a period of two years (2009-10), which allowed movies like The Blind Side, Toy Story 3, Up, Inception, District 9 and Avatar to be nominated alongside critically acclaimed arthouse films. It was kind of the perfect mix of what they said they wanted. But then voters apparently complained that it was too hard to fill out ten slots, so the Academy complied and allowed them to go back to picking five, which they extrapolated the top vote getters from, resulting in a total that now varies from 7-9 nominees every year. When they did this, no animated movies or franchise films got in anymore, so the pretty obvious solution here is to go back to a flat ten and tell the voters to suck it up. If you can't see ten movies over the course of a year, you probably shouldn't be a voting member of the Academy. You guys get screeners and everything, it's not that hard.

As for the other changes, I've long thought there was a need to remove the shorts and perhaps a couple of the craft categories from the telecast (like sound mixing and editing), so that doesn't bother me, but don't give them out during the commercial breaks! Give them the dignity of their own separate ceremony at least, like the Governor's Awards, where lifetime achievement honors are now handed out. And as far moving the show up a couple weeks, that means nothing. The other pre-cursor ceremonies will follow suit (BAFTA has already said they're moving their show ahead of it), and there is simply nothing you can do about the fact that the Oscars are the belated climax of a long, tiresome awards season where everyone else gets to go first. That's not changing. If anything, they should probably embrace it and move the ceremony back to the end of March, where it used to reside for decades. There are ways to adapt the ceremony, but these people managed to come up with the stupidest ideas possible, and I'm not sure why these simple fixes aren't even considered. Best Popular Movie? Really? Come on.

'The Dark Knight' was the first superhero movie to be considered prestige drama- the after effects of its shocking Oscar snub are still being felt

See the Trailer for Barry Jenkins' 'Moonlight' Follow-Up 'If Beale Street Could Talk'

Another awards season contender is upon us, with this film based on the James Baldwin novel, which will be premiering in Toronto in September. Barry Jenkins is fresh off winning Best Picture for Moonlight in 2016, and this is his new film, which gets a pretty stunning trailer. It's set to come out in limited release November 30th.

Lightning Round Reviews 2018: June-July

I'm back with more reviews for this current year, because I often have to catch up with movies months later. So even though this is being posted in August, these are mostly offerings from the earlier in the year that I finally saw, along with a brand new release from last weekend. Enjoy!

PADDINGTON 2 * * * (Dir. Paul King)

Paddington returns for more gallivanting through London

Paddington 2 turns out to be just as delightful and winning as the first film, which should perhaps come as no surprise, given that director and co-writer Paul King returned to helm this second entry in the franchise. The entire Brown family returns for more fun in enabling Paddington (Ben Whishaw) to live his very modest dreams, this time involving his quest to earn enough money to send retired Aunt Lucy a birthday present- a rare pop-up book of London. Things go awry for poor Paddington however, when the vain, has-been actor Phoenix Buchanan (an outrageously scene-stealing Hugh Grant) plots to steal the book and frame Paddington for it, sending him to prison and sending his family on their own quest to prove his innocence and capture the thief. It’s hard to explain the singular appeal of the Paddington movies, which comes down almost entirely to the light, magical touch of King, who constructs every screenshot in a colorful storybook frame and make you feel nearly as if you’re living in the picture perfect London of Paddington’s imagination, where strangers are non-plussed by a polite young bear wearing a red hat and blue corduroy coat wandering among them. Everyone eventually falls under his spell of course, as he makes friends with a prison gang (led by Brendan Gleeson) and is reunited with his family (the Browns still appealingly headed by the charming Hugh Bonneville and Sally Hawkins). There’s a loving and affectionate glow that surrounds Paddington (both the character and the film) that extends itself to the audience- it’s impossible not to be won over by the simple charm and goodness with which the little bear believes in everyone he comes across. And if that’s not enough for you, it’s worth seeing for Hugh Grant’s performance alone, one of the highlights of his career, believe it or not.

READY PLAYER ONE * * 1/2 (Dir. Steven Spielberg)

Live action and virtual reality meet more in the movie than they do in the book

Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One is a book that reads like fan fiction for the fanboy crowd, a kind of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory set in a virtual video game world. It wasn’t exactly for me, but I was curious what a director like Steven Spielberg could do with the (admittedly entertaining) story. Well, the immediate answer is to change about 70% of it. The movie takes the basic concept of the novel, a bleak future where most of humanity spends its time plugged into the “Oasis,” and sets up the Wonka-esque contest to beat the game the creator left behind for the players, and then radically alters most of the events that took place in the book, including characters and relationships. It’s not such a bad trade-off, as one thing Spielberg excels at is world-building, and the virtual world of the Oasis is a massive maze filled with 1980’s pop culture references (one of the major attractions of the book) that you can get lost in. It’s kind of neat spotting the nods to Spielberg’s own productions (Back to the Future and Jurassic Park make appearances, as well as a very cool extended sequence taking place in the actual set of The Shining), and living inside what amounts to an arcade of nostalgia come to life is kind of fun for a while. You get over the odd avatars of the main characters (whose faces look a little too much like James Cameron’s Avatar for me) and find yourself chugging along for the ride, but the second half of the movie gets too caught up in the battle for the Oasis itself, as the heroes have to fight a corporate villain (played by Ben Mendelsohn) determined to take it from them. The movie bounces back and forth from the real world to the virtual one, but you never feel very invested in the characters (Tye Sheridan is a fairly dull lead both in the flesh and out of it), and when the movie devolves into non-stop battling with avatars it becomes a little too much like watching someone else play a video game that you’re not involved in. Yet there is fun to be had here (not least of which is the faux Shining sequence) and Spielberg is far too much of a pro to make an un-interesting movie. As a love letter to pop culture and those who worship it, it’s an affectionate tribute that works pretty well (and it’s far batter than the book on which it was based).

BLOCKERS * * * (Dir. Kay Cannon)

John Cena stares down his daughter's prom date

In the annals of movie history there’s no shortage of “teens trying to lose their virginities on prom night” comedies, and yet this might be the first one I really enjoyed. Blockers (tellingly directed by a woman, Kay Cannon, in her filmmaking debut) is about a trio of teenage girls who make a pact to have sex with their dates on prom night, and one of each of their parents (Leslie Mann, John Cena and Ike Barinholtz) finds out and sets off together to prevent them from doing it. It’s a familiar and well-trod premise, yet the way it’s handled in this movie results in a huge difference by simply making the teens young, sensible women with minds of their own who assert their right to own their sexuality no matter what choice they make, and the feminist message feels downright revolutionary for this kind of comedy. It helps that the girls are played very appealingly by newcomers Kathryn Newton, Geraldine Viswanathan and Gideon Adlon- this likable group is easy to root for as the heroines in their own story. But the parents are all scene-stealers as they foolishly trip themselves up tracking down the girls, even though their hearts are ultimately in the right place. Mann, Cena and Barinholtz have a naturally easy chemistry as each of them gets to make a fool of themselves and bring the house down at the same time while they solidify their oddly heartwarming parental bond with each other. There are some real laughs in this film (after stealing the movie Trainwreck, pro wrestler Cena especially has proven himself to be an extremely likable and willing to do anything comedic presence onscreen) and the screenplay is much tighter than some of the freewheeling Apatow-esque comedies that I’ve started to find annoying. in this one the plot and the action move along at a surefooted pace while the jokes are consistent throughout, and it never feels long. It’s a raunchy but sweet, goodhearted movie with a sexually progressive message that’s probably good for young people to see (and how many sex comedies can you say that about?)

A QUIET PLACE * * (Dir. John Krasinski)

You shouldn't have to tell people to 'shush' over and over again in this universe

John Krasinski’s A Quiet Place takes one big gimmick and tries to rest a feature length film on it. For some, I suppose your usual jump scares will prove even more effective set against a backdrop of total silence (aside from the score), but I wasn’t convinced. Monsters of some sort have taken over Earth and though these creatures can’t see anything, they can apparently hear everything, which causes any survivors to hide out as quietly as possible. This is far more of a premise than a story though, and the premise brings up a lot of distracting questions. As we watch Krasinski and real life wife Emily Blunt take to the woods with their two kids (a third was killed by one of the creatures), it mainly serves as a setup to see how they can live a normal life as quietly as possible (music in earbuds only, no machinery, no talking, etc). But once you get past that stuff, you start to wonder about a lot of things. First of all, why on earth would Blunt’s character choose to get pregnant and have a BABY in the middle of this no noise apocalypse? The implication is she wants to replace the one she lost, but ummm…babies are loud. And you can’t do anything to stop that. And there’s no doctor or hospital anywhere, so why is this happening again? Oh right, it’s so we can see how agonizing it is for her to give birth without screaming. Second of all, we find out that the creatures can’t hear noise if you’re next to a river or an ocean, which begs the question…why are they not living next to a river or an ocean? They’re obviously within pretty close walking distance from one. They pour sand to hide the noise of footsteps, while again, simply living on the beach could take care of that problem, right? This movie is filled to the brim with annoyances like these, which wouldn’t stem from a movie that scares you enough to overlook the logical missteps. But as I said before, the jump scares are no different from your average cheap horror movie, and the setup for certain actions are too obviously telegraphed (when there’s an extreme closeup of a rusty nail sticking out of a step, you can’t help but roll your eyes when someone steps on it forty minutes later). This may have been material better suited to a short film, or possibly extended with a more imaginative, innovative director. 

TULLY * * (Dir. Jason Reitman)

The perils of motherhood

Charlize Theron plays Marlo, a stressed out, barely coping mom who’s about to have a third child in this Jason Reitman drama from writer Diablo Cody (re-teaming again after Juno and Young Adult), so she hires a “night nanny” recommended by her brother to help ease her bearings. The night nanny is Tully, played by Mackenzie Davis, and she is a godsend who’s not just there to take care of the baby but to take care of Marlo herself, as she tells her upon their first meeting. The perils and exhaustions of mothering three kids under ten are explored and wrung for all they’re worth, and the topic is legitimate, given the difficulties many mothers face in simply handling children day after day, even with a supportive husband (in this case the affable Ron Livingston) around and a mostly comfortable life to fall back on. But the movie seems to sense that there’s not quite enough story here and goes for a twist ending that upends the entire film and the character of Marlo, forcing you to question everything you’ve just seen and frankly, turning the subject matter and message of the movie far more serious than I think it wants to be. Without spoiling anything, let’s just say that using mental illness as a plot device to impart fanciful lessons of personal growth and brushing it off as “spiritual” episode doesn’t cut it when you realize what’s actually at stake for this family due to the consequences of this severe revelation. Even though Theron is quite good as usual, the lesson that I take from this movie is if you want to make a fable, make a fable, and if you want to explore mental illness and postpartum depression, do that. Reitman and Cody don’t mix the two well here, with the character taken seriously but the reality of her situation not. It leaves you with an oddly unsatisfying aftertaste.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- FALLOUT * * * (Dir. Christopher McQuarrie)

None of the missions have ever actually been 'impossible,' have they?

It’s rare that an aging franchise just keeps plugging along, with the late in the game results featuring ever more death defying stunts and practical effects sequences, many performed by the star himself (also aging, yet seemingly ever more agile). Tom Cruise once again returns as Ethan Hunt for the sixth entry in the now 22-year-old film series (based on the 1960’s TV show), with Ethan called upon once more to save the world from nuclear terrorism (this particular threat has been thwarted many times by Hunt over the years), yet there are a couple of differences in this new sequel. For one, it’s a true sequel for the first time, with writer-director Christopher McQuarrie, who helmed Rogue Nation, back in the director’s chair, and he’s revived story elements from not just his own film, but previous films in the series, particularly M:I III, which introduced Ethan’s wife Julia, played by Michelle Monaghan. That plot thread is resurrected for more closure in this entry, while characters from Rogue Nation, like Rebecca Ferguson’s MI:6 agent Ilsa Faust, and Sean Harris’s villain Solomon Lane, come back to play as well. The action sequences are once more heartstoppingly superb, as Cruise does everything possible to let you know it’s really him driving that motorcycle directly into oncoming Paris traffic and piloting a helicopter through snow covered mountains in an absolutely insane climactic sequence. There’s a little less for Ferguson’s Ilsa to do in this one, as well as reliable teammates Luther (VIng Rhames) and Benji (Simon Pegg), since the storyline is a bit darker and more intense, making you miss those moments of team levity in the last two missions (Ghost Protocol and Rogue Nation), but the wall to wall action makes the experience well worth your money and whatever buoyancy you miss from the last two is probably made up for in that sense. It’s the fastest two and a half hours you’ll spend in a theater this summer and probably this year.

Tom Hardy is Terrifying in New 'Venom' Trailer

Well, I guess this new trailer solves the problem of not seeing the actual Venom enough in that first teaser. He's definitely all over this one and he's creepy as hell. I don't know if they're going for a sort of horror movie element with him, but since he's not exactly a hero, I guess they could be. I'm intrigued, but Sony hasn't made a decent comic book movie in many years, so we'll have to see.

See Teaser for Mike Leigh's 'Peterloo'

The great Mike Leigh (Vera Drake, Secrets & Lies, Mr. Turner) has a new historical epic coming out this fall, and it looks like it'll be making its debut in competition at the Venice Film Festival. Leigh's movies are sometimes too inscrutable for the Oscars, but they're always worthwhile. This one is being distributed through Amazon Studios and coming out in theaters November 9th.

Jude Law is the Young Dumbledore in 'Fantastic Beasts 2' Trailer

From the Young Pope to the Young Professor, Jude Law takes over as the iconic wizard in The Crimes of Grindelwald, although word is he and Johnny Depp won't have many (or any) scenes together. The first film in this Fantastic Beasts franchise was utterly forgettable (seriously, I remember watching it, but I can't remember what actually happened in it), so despite Law's casting, I have no real hopes for this one either.