See First Teaser for Live-Action 'The Lion King'

Obviously this is going to make a billion dollars for Disney- they might as well be printing money with this thing. I don’t see the point. Yeah, it’s The Lion King. In CG. There will be no difference between this and the cartoon, except the look of it. It’s a nostalgia ploy for one of the biggest hits of all time, and it will work like a charm on gullible millennials. I say if you want to see these movies again, WATCH THE MOVIES AGAIN. They’re still there and they’re still good. Why is a CG version of The Lion King better than the original? (On the other hand, if they’d somehow figured out how to train live animals to re-enact the movie, now that’d be an impressive feat. I’d watch that).

Dumbo Flies in the Full Trailer for Disney's Remake

So here’s the full length trailer for Tim Burton’s Dumbo, which looks…I don’t know. An awful lot of CG, as per usual with these Disney remakes. Also, I can’t help but think Dumbo looks sort of creepy in this (especially in that clown makeup). All the humans are to make up for the fact that the only characters who actually speak in the 1940 animated classic are Timothy Mouse (missing entirely in this version) and the other elephants. But people went nuts over the new version of “Baby Be Mine” heard in the first teaser, and maybe circus nostalgia is in right now (the recent success of The Greatest Showman), so I’m guessing this will probably be a hit.

Woody and the Gang Are Back in First 'Toy Story 4' Teaser

This weird teaser shows a new toy, Forky, being introduced but is basically just a glimpse of the toys again- Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Slinky, the Potato Heads and Hamm are back for another movie, the first since 2010’s Toy Story 3, which was always the perfect ending. I had mixed feelings about them doing another one, but of course I’ll be seeing it, because you can’t not, if you’re a Toy Story viewer. Summer 2019, people.

I feel like this poster seems a bit ominous for Woody somehow- maybe he’ll be separating from the rest of the guys at the end of this one?:

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'How to Train Your Dragon' Series Concludes With 'The Hidden World'

I’ve always liked this series, so I’m glad it got to end on its own terms. The Hidden World sees Toothless, Hiccup and the gang reunited for the final chapter, where Toothless attracts a mate in the female version of his species. This is the first film in the franchise to be distributed by Universal, which acquired DreamWorks in 2016. Be interesting to see how that affects the movie’s box office. It’s coming out February 22nd.

Natalie Portman is a Villainous Pop Star in 'Vox Lux'

This movie is sort of a last minute entry into the awards race this year, but it got pretty great reviews when it premiered in Toronto. The trailer makes it look like Portman’s the star, but apparently Neon is placing her in the supporting actress category for potential Oscar buzz, because most of this movie is about her younger self, played by a different actress (again, you cannot tell that from this trailer). It comes out December 7th.

Nicole Kidman Seeks Revenge in 'Destroyer'

As a longtime Nicole Kidman fan, I’m always in for a good performance from her, but this one reminds me of The Hours a little bit, where the excessive makeup might be distracting from the movie. Other than that, it’s supposed to be pretty good, according to the reviews, if somewhat relentless and grim. It’s coming out at Christmas, in case you’re in the mood for the exact opposite of holiday fun.

Keira Knightley and Alexander Skarsgard Star in 'The Aftermath'

This post WWII drama is based on a book that I actually read, and it’s coming out next April. The romance in the book was a pretty slow burn, but obviously the movie is going to play that part up big-time, especially with the actors they cast. Actually, Skarsgard’s character is the most interesting one in the book, but I’m not sure if he has the chops to give him all the complexity he had on the page (I think he tends to get cast for his looks- he’s supposed to be German in this, but not sure that’s a German accent I’m hearing in this trailer).