Grown Ups 2 Belly Flops

The best part about a new Adam Sandler movie is getting to see all the vitriol spewed at it by the critics. This is of course, how they get their revenge for being forced to sit through his latest car wreck, cash-in, whatever you want to call it. It's now sitting pretty at a towering 8% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes- hey, at least it's better than Jack & Jill!


Here are my favorite quotes:

"If 'Grown Ups 2' was anything in the ballpark of a 'good movie', then sea cucumber excrement is tasty (One of the dirtiest animals on the planet, they resemble long sausages and dine on dead animal carcasses)."- 

"As a way to arrange a movie, it's a disaster, but on some level you have to respect a guy who keeps his pals working, especially in this economy."- Philadelphia Daily News

"Yes, it's time for yet another visit to the Adam Sandler Death-of-Cinema Fun Factory, the big screen version of a terrible sitcom where laugh tracks are replaced by the co-stars chuckling at their own awful material."- The Wrap 

"Among the slackest, laziest, least movie-like movies released by a major studio in the last decade, 'Grown Ups 2' is perhaps the closest Hollywood has yet come to making 'Ow! My Balls!' seem like a plausible future project."- Variety 

"A movie of fools, by fools, for fools." -