God. The horror show that is the People's Choice Awards took place tonight, reminding me again why I tend to hate "the people." Based on these winners though, I have to say that whoever's voting can't possibly be any older than 12. I mean, Maleficent for Favorite Movie? Maleficent? MALEFICENT? WTF? Reading that result almost gave me an aneurysm. And you do realize that the only movies favorite comedy actors Adam Sandler and Melissa McCarthy were in this year were the shitpiles Blended and Tammy, right? Or do they not realize that and just check off familiar names? Methinks it's the latter. These results are gross, and once again, fuck the People's Choice Awards.
Movie: Maleficent
Actor: Robert Downey Jr
Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Movie Duo: Shailene Woodley & Theo James
Action Movie: Divergent
Action Movie Actor: Chris Evans
Action Movie Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Comedy Movie: 22 Jump Street
Comedy Actor: Adam Sandler
Comedy Actress: Melissa McCarthy
Dramatic Movie: The Fault in Our Stars
Dramatic Movie Actor: Robert Downey Jr
Dramatic Movie Actress: Chloe Grace Moretz
Family Movie: Maleficent
Thriller Movie: Gone Girl