Ha! Remember when I said these nominations were fixed, because these are the same awards who picked the Twilight movies to win every single year in every category they were nominated in? Well now, this is more like it- at least we know they couldn't do anything about the winners. Hello, Twilight people- you've now migrated to The Fault in Our Stars for stupid, corny, ridiculous pre-teen fodder you can spend every night wetting yourselves to. It's more suited to this embarrassing joke of an awards show anyway.
Best Film: The Fault in our Stars
Best Actor: Bradley Cooper, American Sniper
Best Actress: Shailene Woodley, The Fault in Our Stars
Best Scared Ass Shit Performance: Jennifer Lopez, The Girl Next Door
Best On-Screen Duo: Zac Efron and Dave Franco, Neighbors
Best Shirtless Performance: Zac Efron, Neighbors
Best Fight: Dylan O'Brien vs. Will Poutler, The Maze Runner
Best Kiss: Ansel Elgort and Shailene Woodley, The Fault in Our Stars
Best #WTF Moment: Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne, Neighbors
Best Villain: Meryl Streep, Into the Woods
Best Musical Moment: Jennifer Lawrence, Mockingjay Part 1
Best Comedic Performance: Channing Tatum, 22 Jump Street
Best Onscreen Transformation: Elizabeth Banks, Mockingjay Part 1
