Vin Diesel is Bearded and Immortal in 'The Last Witch Hunter'

Boy, does this look like a mess. Goofy costumes, bad special effects at every turn, and random appearances by Elijah Wood and Michael Caine making long, humorless, on the nose speeches about the "very serious" events. What's worse is that it all looks played perfectly straight instead of embracing the camp, as obviously should have been required by this insane material. Yikes.