TRAILER: "Cinderella"

Oh boy. The new trailer for Kenneth Branagh's Cinderella, which is apparently a straight remake of the 1950 animated feature, brings back shades of Maleficent for me, which means I had a hard time keeping my lunch down as I watched this. Sorry, but that's an experience I'm still not quite over yet. This looks absolutely awful, and Disney seems intent on tarnishing the reputation of their beloved classics in every way possible. CG mice? Costumes that look borrowed from the Disney World employees? I fear for the tastes of this generation's children if they're growing up on this crap. I can promise you right now that a better live action version of the Cinderella story is Drew Barrymore's Ever After, from 1998. Make your kids watch that. Seriously, compared to this, that movie now looks like the Citizen Kane of fairy tale re-imaginings.

Blu-Ray Pick of the Week: "It Happened One Night" (1934)

An essential blu-ray pick this week is Frank Capra's classic screwball romantic comedy, and it just so happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time. Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert take to the road, she's a runaway heiress and he's a newspaper reporter chasing a big story- hijinks ensure of course, along with romance and one of the great "jilted at the altar" wedding scenes. This movie kind of invented the blueprint for romantic comedy and the best and most amazing part about it is that it all holds up 80 years later. Trust me, you won't find such a perfect blend of sophistication and romantic chemistry in a single movie made today, which makes this film feel shockingly fresh and completely satisfying- it's a true gem.

Original 1934 Trailer:

TRAILER #2: "Inherent Vice"

Paul Thomas Anderson himself cut this new UK trailer for Inherent Vice, and I still can't wait to see it, despite the fact that it was ruled out as an Oscar contender practically the minute it was seen at the NYFF. Too weird and zany for the Academy, proclaimed pretty much everyone. It still looks hilarious though, and I'll take wacky and weird P.T. Anderson any day compared to just about everything else that comes out on a regular basis. We don't get enough of that stuff:

TRAILER: "The Peanuts Movie"

Well, I still think it's a little disturbing to force the Peanuts to become monstrous CGI creations in this new movie, but at least it looks like they're staying as true to the old designs as possible. Of course, you know what would make them even closer? Yeah, doing a traditional 2D movie. Why do they have to be updated like this? Will kids really not watch anything hand drawn anymore? It's not like they know any better. I assume parents are the ones familiar with the Peanuts anyway. But this is coming out next year, whether I like it or not, so here's a first look at Snoopy. Sigh.

TRAILER: "Song One"

I admit I'm not the biggest Anne Hathaway fan, and nothing in this trailer looks likely to change that. It appears to be a sappy melodrama about folk singers in Brooklyn, but the real kiss of death is the release date, which is January. I've said it before, January is a dumping ground for new releases, just about any film that gets released in January tells you that the studio behind it thinks it's a stinker. So, yeah, not a lot of confidence in this.

Blu-Ray Pick of the Week: "Christmas in Connecticut" (1945)

Well, it might as well be Christmas season already, right? The stores have already put out their decorations, and the Hallmark cable channels started playing Christmas movies 24/7 the day after Halloween (not kidding about that). So I'm going to jump into the season by recommending this screwball comedy starring the great Barbara Stanwyck as a single woman in her 30's (the horror!) who works as a columnist giving out homemaking advice to housewives (ala Martha Stewart), a subject that in truth she knows nothing about. So now when her boss wants to bring a war hero to the home of the "best homemaker in America," she's got to put on the show of her life. It's a classic that Stanwyck carries completely with her special brand of streetwise daffiness- it's a good one that should be better known.

Original 1945 Trailer: