Kevin Hart to Host the 91st Academy Awards

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Well…in case you hadn’t noticed, it’s December and an Oscar host still hadn’t been announced, which is really late, for show preparation. That’s apparently because no one wanted the gig, and why would they? It’s long become the most thankless job in Hollywood, subject to endless criticism and ever lower ratings (although that may or may not be the host’s fault), so the Academy has been scrounging for weeks for someone who was willing to do it. Apparently that’s Kevin Hart, who had mentioned in the last couple years that he wanted to and now they’re taking him up on the offer. I’m not excited about this, because 1) I don’t think he’s particularly funny, 2) his style of standup isn’t conducive to this type of hosting duty, and 3) his VMA hosting job was an absolute disaster. Maybe he’ll draw a bigger audience thanks to his social media following (and that’s what ABC and the Academy wants), but frankly, I’m expecting the most cringeworthy hosting performance since Anne Hathaway and James Franco. I hope he proves me wrong.

Brie Larson's Alien Origin Revealed in New 'Captain Marvel' Trailer

You know, I’m not sure this movie looks that great. Is it me or does it have kind of a self-serious, dour tone going on? I’m not a fan of all of their movies, but I guess it’s never a good idea to bet against Marvel. Still, I wonder if this one is going to be more on the “okay” level of Doctor Strange and the first two Thor movies.

See First Teaser for Live-Action 'The Lion King'

Obviously this is going to make a billion dollars for Disney- they might as well be printing money with this thing. I don’t see the point. Yeah, it’s The Lion King. In CG. There will be no difference between this and the cartoon, except the look of it. It’s a nostalgia ploy for one of the biggest hits of all time, and it will work like a charm on gullible millennials. I say if you want to see these movies again, WATCH THE MOVIES AGAIN. They’re still there and they’re still good. Why is a CG version of The Lion King better than the original? (On the other hand, if they’d somehow figured out how to train live animals to re-enact the movie, now that’d be an impressive feat. I’d watch that).

Dumbo Flies in the Full Trailer for Disney's Remake

So here’s the full length trailer for Tim Burton’s Dumbo, which looks…I don’t know. An awful lot of CG, as per usual with these Disney remakes. Also, I can’t help but think Dumbo looks sort of creepy in this (especially in that clown makeup). All the humans are to make up for the fact that the only characters who actually speak in the 1940 animated classic are Timothy Mouse (missing entirely in this version) and the other elephants. But people went nuts over the new version of “Baby Be Mine” heard in the first teaser, and maybe circus nostalgia is in right now (the recent success of The Greatest Showman), so I’m guessing this will probably be a hit.